Leek Hunt

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Level 0

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Time 0:00

District

Outrage

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Speed 0

Waves to the lair

Health 100

Get in / out Fire Handbrake

Turn your phone sideways — this city is driven in landscape

On foot, arrows or WASD go where you press. Behind the wheel it drives like a car: W is the throttle, S brakes and then reverses, A and D turn the wheels. E gets you in and out, F or the left mouse button shoots, Q switches weapon, R changes station. Space: on foot it runs, behind the wheel it is the handbrake — and that is what makes the car slide. On a phone the stick stays a direction: steering relative to the body with a thumb is not a thing.

Rules

1. You are paradrew101. CyberLeek leaked the Sixth early, and a whole gang is covering him. Fight across the city to the lair and behead it.
2. The gang attacks in waves — twelve of them, each bigger than the last. Beat a wave and you get a short breather with a big countdown to the next.
3. Any vehicle: sedans, cabs, vans, a sports car, a wagon, a convertible, a moped, a superbike. A parked one you just take; from a moving one you pull the driver out. You take the car you are facing; they collide by weight — a van shoves a sedan aside.
4. The leeks come straight at you: leek masks, dark uniforms and a red ring at their feet — that is how you spot them in a crowd. Put the whole wave down. The senior one is bigger, trimmed in cyan, and worth more experience.
5. Kills drip experience into the bar up top. Fill a level and you pick one of three upgrades: hit harder, run faster, live longer. Each next level costs more.
6. Weapons lie in yellow crates all over the city and unlock as the run goes on: early waves a stapler, by the lair an injunction cannon. From the car you fire out the left window.
7. Civilians do not fight: a gunshot sends them running, and only the leeks take your health. But every extra body raises outrage — first the phones come out, then the Live Broadcast van shows up. It settles if you behave.
8. Weapons lie in yellow crates — a stapler, a subpoena gun, a megaphone. Run out of ammo and you are back to the folder.
9. Health is the bar under the number on the right: green, amber at half, red when it runs out. Leek blows and crashes chip it away. Death ends the run — this is a roguelike. The Second Take upgrade gives you one extra chance.
10. Beat all twelve waves and CyberLeek comes out himself. Beat him and the run is won — the next starts a rank higher. The server scores from milestones.

Waves

A run is 12 waves of the gang breaking over you, with a short breather between them. Each wave brings more leeks, every fifth a senior one. Beat them all and CyberLeek comes out himself.

Upgrades

Experience drips from downed leeks. Fill a level and you pick one of three cards; each next level costs more.

• Long shot — Bullets fly a third farther
• Full crate — Crates give twice the ammo
• Body armor — You take half the damage
• Second wind — You run faster on foot
• Remap — Your car pulls harder
• Rapid fire — You fire noticeably faster
• One shot — A leek sometimes drops instantly
• Low profile — Outrage cools twice as fast
• Second take — Once per run you survive a killing blow

Vehicles

Radio

Six stations, 12 recordings on air. It only plays in a vehicle — on foot Palm Shore is silent. Switch with R or the arrows by the radio line; your station is remembered. More is coming.

• Wave 101 Synthwave The night is longer than it looks.
• Neon Drive Italo disco Keep right and do not brake.
• Palma FM Tropical house The sun goes down, we do not.
• Port Bass Drum and bass Cargo received. Volume too.
• Beds Rave Acid techno Everything that grows, grows faster.
• Counsel FM Corporate ambient Calm music and your obligations.

Weapons

You always have a pistol — its ammo never runs out. Everything else lies in yellow crates across the city and unlocks as the run goes on: early waves give you an SMG and a shotgun, by the lair an assault rifle and a magnum. Fire with F or the left mouse button; from the car you shoot out the left window, sideways. Switch with Q. Run out and you are back to the pistol.

Community outrage

Who is who

• paradrew101 You. Streamer paradrew101, who waited six years for the Sixth — and is now going after whoever put it online early.
• The Leek Guard The ones covering CyberLeek, attacking in waves. A green leek mask instead of a face, uniform instead of clothes. The senior one is bigger, trimmed in cyan, and worth more experience.
• The Frame Guy Six years taking the Sixth apart frame by frame. He turns up in the city as a passer-by — no reason to touch him.
• The Palm Joker The only man who runs toward you, demanding compensation for his copied look. The price keeps going up.
• CyberLeek The one you are after. From above you see the leaves — that is how you know him.
• Courier Buzzes around the city on a moped. One of those you can take a two-wheeler from.
• Lobby security Stands in the tower lobby and decides nothing.

The one-liners

Every downed leek gets a one-liner from the hero. They never repeat back to back — here are a few.

• One down.
• Wrong guy to mess with.
• Chat, did you see that?
• That is going on the channel.
• The lair is getting closer.
• One less clone.

How it ends

With you reaching him. In the greenhouse, right next to a manifesto about player freedom, there is a wallet opened three days before the first leak — the «fighter for the community» had it all planned. And a win unlocks the next rank: more guards, a meaner run, and the lair to take all over again.

The game has violence and blood — like the city games it is modelled on.

This is a parody. Stone Star, the Sixth and Second Take are invented; any resemblance to real studios or people is the joke. There is no footage, no logos and no leaked material in the game — all of it is drawn in code.

Progress lives in your browser: your difficulty rank and record sit in this device’s localStorage. Clear the site data and it starts again from rank zero.